Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 26778 | 2017-02-26 03:27:52 | 147.08 | 99% |
| 25883 | 2016-12-24 09:25:00 | 135.04 | 92% |
| 25435 | 2016-11-11 14:58:00 | 138.68 | 98% |
| 24686 | 2016-10-15 06:52:08 | 136.36 | 97% |
| 23054 | 2013-08-01 06:45:03 | 148.77 | 99% |
| 22874 | 2013-06-18 16:49:35 | 140.52 | 96% |
| 22156 | 2011-12-10 14:08:50 | 131.68 | 97% |
| 21556 | 2011-09-23 20:52:05 | 129.71 | 89% |
| 20690 | 2011-08-13 17:48:25 | 134.56 | 92% |
| 19575 | 2011-03-31 14:02:31 | 135.46 | |
| 19291 | 2011-01-24 13:19:35 | 131.06 | |
| 19099 | 2011-01-11 14:30:50 | 131.86 | |
| 19068 | 2011-01-11 10:13:09 | 130.08 | |
| 19058 | 2011-01-11 10:02:37 | 127.04 | |
| 18480 | 2010-12-29 22:11:17 | 112.28 | |
| 17200 | 2010-12-16 09:19:58 | 139.09 | |
| 16030 | 2010-11-08 02:48:41 | 125.14 | |
| 15991 | 2010-11-06 08:59:26 | 146.93 | |
| 14780 | 2010-09-08 15:37:33 | 123.20 | |
| 14489 | 2010-09-07 05:50:22 | 144.16 | |
| 14325 | 2010-09-06 10:36:14 | 124.67 | |
| 13853 | 2010-09-01 08:35:44 | 127.94 | |
| 13683 | 2010-08-23 18:58:30 | 147.56 | |
| 13191 | 2010-08-09 03:08:47 | 131.31 | |
| 12154 | 2010-05-02 10:31:37 | 132.51 | |
| 10975 | 2009-07-30 21:06:01 | 151.33 | |
| 10403 | 2009-06-09 00:21:25 | 149.74 | |
| 9530 | 2009-03-17 03:14:27 | 140.80 | |
| 9525 | 2009-03-17 03:10:20 | 137.26 | |
| 9193 | 2009-03-13 19:55:09 | 116.81 | |
| 8708 | 2009-03-01 20:11:58 | 143.77 | |
| 8705 | 2009-03-01 20:08:50 | 130.61 | |
| 8675 | 2009-03-01 18:59:46 | 137.38 | |
| 8585 | 2009-02-26 22:18:35 | 139.41 | |
| 8551 | 2009-02-26 19:45:39 | 110.85 | |
| 7843 | 2009-02-11 08:17:56 | 143.48 | |
| 6995 | 2009-01-17 06:48:22 | 119.80 | |
| 6903 | 2009-01-16 23:28:05 | 135.25 | |
| 6876 | 2009-01-16 16:30:55 | 138.89 | |
| 6571 | 2009-01-12 01:01:36 | 138.12 | |
| 6450 | 2009-01-10 00:06:30 | 123.61 | |
| 6320 | 2009-01-08 05:13:20 | 127.72 | |
| 6244 | 2009-01-07 04:16:05 | 109.65 | |
| 6058 | 2009-01-06 07:17:02 | 127.96 | |
| 5599 | 2009-01-04 00:31:19 | 120.22 | |
| 5218 | 2008-12-24 04:21:52 | 124.98 | |
| 5193 | 2008-12-24 00:29:00 | 110.40 | |
| 5158 | 2008-12-22 06:51:59 | 124.54 | |
| 4705 | 2008-12-16 16:54:13 | 127.70 | |
| 3345 | 2008-11-26 22:28:45 | 108.95 | |
| 3202 | 2008-11-25 21:43:40 | 133.15 | |
| 3054 | 2008-11-22 06:33:08 | 107.15 | |
| 2750 | 2008-11-19 19:11:09 | 116.02 | |
| 2325 | 2008-11-09 19:18:01 | 127.50 | |
| 2273 | 2008-11-09 16:27:45 | 133.70 | |
| 1697 | 2008-10-25 20:23:08 | 113.07 | |
| 1085 | 2008-09-05 14:50:52 | 117.19 | |
| 1073 | 2008-09-05 14:41:44 | 120.71 | |
| 1014 | 2008-08-31 17:53:02 | 115.41 | |
| 994 | 2008-08-31 17:26:36 | 128.48 | |
| 960 | 2008-08-30 18:45:22 | 111.57 | |
| 424 | 2008-08-09 22:30:06 | 126.23 | |
| 355 | 2008-08-08 22:49:18 | 124.71 |