Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, you know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 26808 | 2017-03-02 12:11:08 | 141.62 | 94% |
| 23681 | 2014-11-01 20:35:55 | 125.84 | 94% |
| 21616 | 2011-09-25 20:44:26 | 130.41 | 91% |
| 21465 | 2011-09-19 20:35:05 | 147.18 | 96% |
| 21459 | 2011-09-17 18:27:12 | 150.28 | 99% |
| 21429 | 2011-09-16 18:11:19 | 136.75 | 93% |
| 20420 | 2011-08-05 03:59:06 | 146.95 | 93% |
| 19990 | 2011-07-30 23:53:09 | 133.22 | 90% |
| 19769 | 2011-06-23 12:58:25 | 140.68 | 92% |
| 19252 | 2011-01-24 10:25:59 | 142.01 | |
| 17469 | 2010-12-19 10:24:47 | 137.80 | |
| 17311 | 2010-12-17 06:00:24 | 140.02 | |
| 16932 | 2010-12-11 09:48:52 | 132.98 | |
| 16546 | 2010-11-24 15:10:18 | 140.55 | |
| 15514 | 2010-09-12 06:31:07 | 117.05 | |
| 15045 | 2010-09-11 11:05:39 | 146.09 | |
| 14806 | 2010-09-09 10:37:55 | 135.23 | |
| 14532 | 2010-09-07 06:33:02 | 143.47 | |
| 12685 | 2010-07-20 23:45:07 | 134.53 | |
| 11547 | 2009-09-22 13:57:52 | 122.71 | |
| 11535 | 2009-09-22 13:48:06 | 130.16 | |
| 11487 | 2009-09-13 07:27:51 | 148.52 | |
| 11076 | 2009-07-31 21:44:38 | 140.13 | |
| 10702 | 2009-06-28 13:50:35 | 131.48 | |
| 10658 | 2009-06-27 17:22:45 | 160.11 | |
| 10171 | 2009-05-15 20:49:06 | 147.24 | |
| 9980 | 2009-03-30 22:58:08 | 146.97 | |
| 9915 | 2009-03-30 17:33:03 | 134.41 | |
| 9819 | 2009-03-30 00:30:51 | 142.77 | |
| 9628 | 2009-03-22 00:40:20 | 125.05 | |
| 9610 | 2009-03-19 00:35:52 | 137.38 | |
| 9438 | 2009-03-15 04:24:42 | 133.55 | |
| 9389 | 2009-03-14 03:00:43 | 135.63 | |
| 9109 | 2009-03-13 05:39:18 | 127.81 | |
| 8916 | 2009-03-08 17:50:52 | 114.64 | |
| 8568 | 2009-02-26 22:01:29 | 125.12 | |
| 8307 | 2009-02-20 05:50:50 | 135.38 | |
| 8272 | 2009-02-17 13:45:34 | 133.70 | |
| 8163 | 2009-02-14 17:57:25 | 137.10 | |
| 8127 | 2009-02-14 17:18:23 | 151.04 | |
| 8099 | 2009-02-13 18:22:49 | 131.51 | |
| 8081 | 2009-02-13 17:35:36 | 137.48 | |
| 7422 | 2009-01-27 22:00:39 | 140.60 | |
| 6948 | 2009-01-17 06:03:17 | 136.71 | |
| 6192 | 2009-01-07 01:05:52 | 123.02 | |
| 5639 | 2009-01-04 01:09:32 | 139.18 | |
| 5422 | 2008-12-29 23:53:53 | 123.22 | |
| 5142 | 2008-12-22 02:02:52 | 123.71 | |
| 4557 | 2008-12-13 15:08:17 | 124.35 | |
| 4323 | 2008-12-09 01:25:49 | 118.42 | |
| 3996 | 2008-12-05 21:35:21 | 131.49 | |
| 3837 | 2008-12-04 00:03:32 | 142.66 | |
| 3821 | 2008-12-03 21:00:53 | 130.54 | |
| 3818 | 2008-12-03 20:58:46 | 131.63 | |
| 3339 | 2008-11-26 19:31:07 | 133.89 | |
| 2953 | 2008-11-21 06:33:33 | 118.27 | |
| 2909 | 2008-11-21 05:55:52 | 140.93 | |
| 2441 | 2008-11-13 02:38:34 | 125.84 | |
| 2272 | 2008-11-09 16:27:06 | 132.14 | |
| 2238 | 2008-11-09 02:31:07 | 134.26 | |
| 2164 | 2008-11-06 02:02:57 | 132.80 | |
| 1896 | 2008-10-29 18:11:28 | 127.65 | |
| 1893 | 2008-10-29 18:09:06 | 120.81 | |
| 1878 | 2008-10-29 17:53:34 | 129.33 | |
| 1795 | 2008-10-26 20:13:20 | 126.32 | |
| 1385 | 2008-10-19 19:41:27 | 130.53 |