And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30379 | 2022-08-07 13:19:22 | 143.76 | 100% |
| 29170 | 2018-01-18 14:44:33 | 147.98 | 99% |
| 25340 | 2016-11-07 12:18:54 | 129.00 | 91% |
| 23374 | 2014-02-06 16:43:57 | 117.32 | 91% |
| 22833 | 2013-06-13 06:06:00 | 121.02 | 92% |
| 21972 | 2011-11-29 14:45:23 | 134.45 | 90% |
| 21899 | 2011-11-18 09:10:11 | 129.03 | 92% |
| 21555 | 2011-09-23 20:51:22 | 146.03 | 94% |
| 21514 | 2011-09-21 23:25:46 | 164.25 | 99% |
| 19621 | 2011-04-05 14:34:06 | 136.96 | |
| 19270 | 2011-01-24 12:22:38 | 128.75 | |
| 19174 | 2011-01-13 10:57:58 | 126.09 | |
| 17407 | 2010-12-17 13:00:43 | 133.68 | |
| 17314 | 2010-12-17 06:02:49 | 134.25 | |
| 17206 | 2010-12-16 09:24:47 | 133.16 | |
| 17131 | 2010-12-14 14:21:14 | 146.92 | |
| 16353 | 2010-11-20 11:03:19 | 122.07 | |
| 16340 | 2010-11-20 10:39:41 | 125.07 | |
| 16170 | 2010-11-14 08:04:56 | 150.26 | |
| 16085 | 2010-11-11 05:04:35 | 137.10 | |
| 15674 | 2010-09-12 08:57:17 | 119.59 | |
| 15425 | 2010-09-12 05:24:43 | 140.77 | |
| 14998 | 2010-09-10 15:34:30 | 144.63 | |
| 14873 | 2010-09-10 11:47:37 | 133.77 | |
| 14625 | 2010-09-07 11:22:40 | 160.67 | |
| 14478 | 2010-09-07 05:32:54 | 139.42 | |
| 13616 | 2010-08-22 02:27:35 | 109.62 | |
| 13355 | 2010-08-14 15:25:07 | 122.59 | |
| 13310 | 2010-08-10 03:58:58 | 127.22 | |
| 13220 | 2010-08-09 06:05:26 | 127.81 | |
| 12640 | 2010-07-18 13:20:46 | 120.16 | |
| 12001 | 2010-01-29 16:11:08 | 141.29 | |
| 11760 | 2009-10-17 03:29:58 | 156.09 | |
| 11703 | 2009-10-14 11:47:12 | 141.85 | |
| 11043 | 2009-07-31 21:01:29 | 139.35 | |
| 10823 | 2009-07-03 20:29:42 | 159.44 | |
| 10110 | 2009-04-25 00:37:04 | 155.41 | |
| 9011 | 2009-03-10 13:17:53 | 146.33 | |
| 8905 | 2009-03-08 07:28:15 | 147.93 | |
| 8874 | 2009-03-08 00:32:15 | 139.05 | |
| 8741 | 2009-03-01 21:47:40 | 140.91 | |
| 8735 | 2009-03-01 20:51:26 | 135.71 | |
| 8321 | 2009-02-21 18:10:53 | 135.02 | |
| 8174 | 2009-02-14 18:08:49 | 142.06 | |
| 7962 | 2009-02-12 21:55:19 | 123.18 | |
| 7465 | 2009-01-30 01:13:02 | 148.03 | |
| 7277 | 2009-01-25 18:08:31 | 124.66 | |
| 7142 | 2009-01-22 00:27:34 | 131.80 | |
| 7091 | 2009-01-21 03:11:19 | 126.04 | |
| 6727 | 2009-01-13 18:37:53 | 143.62 | |
| 6618 | 2009-01-13 00:08:37 | 144.54 | |
| 6449 | 2009-01-10 00:02:57 | 131.99 | |
| 6253 | 2009-01-07 06:53:25 | 123.98 | |
| 5842 | 2009-01-04 19:34:10 | 143.59 | |
| 5521 | 2009-01-01 18:59:32 | 136.56 | |
| 5300 | 2008-12-26 06:17:52 | 139.97 | |
| 5194 | 2008-12-24 00:29:54 | 141.34 | |
| 4935 | 2008-12-19 04:32:28 | 130.08 | |
| 4738 | 2008-12-16 21:47:31 | 136.88 | |
| 4708 | 2008-12-16 20:07:06 | 137.65 | |
| 4604 | 2008-12-13 23:38:42 | 127.29 | |
| 4521 | 2008-12-11 21:30:55 | 105.91 | |
| 4510 | 2008-12-11 16:58:23 | 125.20 | |
| 4504 | 2008-12-10 22:58:29 | 133.30 | |
| 4222 | 2008-12-08 17:13:21 | 117.96 | |
| 3879 | 2008-12-04 05:23:00 | 140.82 | |
| 3773 | 2008-12-02 21:21:33 | 130.50 | |
| 3724 | 2008-12-02 18:57:24 | 112.67 | |
| 3518 | 2008-11-29 01:32:29 | 124.67 | |
| 3443 | 2008-11-28 07:11:34 | 125.63 | |
| 2950 | 2008-11-21 06:28:59 | 119.99 | |
| 2915 | 2008-11-21 06:01:29 | 122.66 | |
| 2734 | 2008-11-18 13:08:28 | 121.22 | |
| 2720 | 2008-11-18 03:11:58 | 131.72 | |
| 2585 | 2008-11-16 17:22:36 | 143.55 | |
| 2240 | 2008-11-09 02:42:17 | 131.29 | |
| 2211 | 2008-11-08 18:08:25 | 137.92 | |
| 2147 | 2008-11-05 21:27:28 | 113.17 | |
| 1570 | 2008-10-22 23:38:20 | 137.91 | |
| 1510 | 2008-10-22 22:32:25 | 133.96 | |
| 1443 | 2008-10-20 20:28:53 | 125.15 | |
| 1335 | 2008-10-18 05:51:47 | 146.87 | |
| 1183 | 2008-10-08 17:59:31 | 143.62 | |
| 1122 | 2008-09-12 14:35:46 | 120.47 | |
| 1103 | 2008-09-12 13:46:12 | 133.27 | |
| 934 | 2008-08-28 20:57:46 | 133.06 | |
| 759 | 2008-08-19 00:21:00 | 135.41 | |
| 553 | 2008-08-15 02:04:08 | 124.43 | |
| 508 | 2008-08-11 23:57:36 | 122.43 | |
| 410 | 2008-08-09 03:59:48 | 139.34 | |
| 383 | 2008-08-09 00:55:09 | 140.30 | |
| 280 | 2008-08-07 21:34:39 | 139.18 | |
| 277 | 2008-08-06 01:53:16 | 131.51 | |
| 243 | 2008-08-06 00:12:58 | 140.41 | |
| 188 | 2008-08-03 17:07:43 | 127.55 |