Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 64286 | 2018-02-07 16:46:57 | 130.80 | 96% |
| 59706 | 2018-01-14 11:36:14 | 134.59 | 98% |