Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 58370 | 2019-09-25 10:03:54 | 122.74 | 99% |
| 58093 | 2019-08-23 13:00:46 | 118.68 | 98% |
| 54421 | 2018-07-25 20:03:34 | 115.81 | 98% |
| 51870 | 2018-06-03 12:57:05 | 107.13 | 97% |