Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 96733 | 2023-06-06 20:16:45 | 122.82 | 96% |
| 95672 | 2023-05-28 18:05:56 | 158.43 | 99% |
| 92482 | 2023-05-09 16:04:59 | 134.21 | 98% |
| 85023 | 2022-11-20 21:24:09 | 130.34 | 97% |
| 82865 | 2022-11-10 16:35:25 | 144.15 | 98% |
| 81276 | 2022-11-01 17:30:24 | 133.31 | 97% |
| 78416 | 2022-10-25 13:14:56 | 122.25 | 97% |
| 75420 | 2022-10-16 21:40:47 | 128.57 | 99% |
| 73922 | 2022-10-13 22:18:28 | 129.65 | 99% |
| 71917 | 2022-10-07 16:11:51 | 120.63 | 96% |
| 66981 | 2022-09-21 16:00:36 | 148.79 | 99% |
| 63755 | 2022-08-30 10:30:03 | 122.43 | 98% |
| 55995 | 2019-03-18 17:27:00 | 105.34 | 96% |
| 55800 | 2019-03-16 20:27:30 | 129.22 | 98% |
| 54495 | 2018-07-26 20:26:49 | 117.95 | 96% |
| 53178 | 2018-07-11 11:59:26 | 127.89 | 99% |
| 51688 | 2018-06-01 21:17:59 | 130.94 | 97% |
| 48112 | 2017-02-04 16:09:47 | 94.36 | 90% |
| 46921 | 2017-01-13 20:58:35 | 90.55 | 90% |