And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4282 | 2008-11-06 23:30:02 | 103.02 | |
| 4258 | 2008-11-05 17:34:54 | 102.05 | |
| 3886 | 2008-10-29 15:39:59 | 88.23 | |
| 3713 | 2008-10-27 16:19:08 | 95.88 | |
| 3578 | 2008-10-25 12:31:57 | 93.84 | |
| 3523 | 2008-10-24 16:38:58 | 88.18 | |
| 3261 | 2008-10-21 16:44:27 | 84.63 | |
| 3259 | 2008-10-21 16:36:53 | 95.48 | |
| 3246 | 2008-10-21 13:01:16 | 89.59 | |
| 3195 | 2008-10-20 13:05:15 | 102.39 | |
| 3055 | 2008-10-17 16:39:44 | 88.28 | |
| 2749 | 2008-10-15 13:52:11 | 100.19 | |
| 2695 | 2008-10-15 12:02:48 | 100.59 | |
| 2640 | 2008-10-13 23:46:59 | 87.46 | |
| 2597 | 2008-10-13 16:55:13 | 90.41 | |
| 2137 | 2008-10-08 16:35:05 | 100.75 | |
| 1988 | 2008-10-07 17:15:37 | 90.25 | |
| 1669 | 2008-10-05 14:12:10 | 82.26 | |
| 1553 | 2008-10-04 17:39:25 | 95.40 | |
| 921 | 2008-09-29 19:37:40 | 73.60 | |
| 801 | 2008-09-28 16:37:02 | 85.69 | |
| 799 | 2008-09-28 16:33:34 | 85.92 | |
| 683 | 2008-09-27 11:33:28 | 71.83 | |
| 548 | 2008-09-26 12:00:18 | 85.93 | |
| 497 | 2008-09-25 14:30:16 | 82.16 | |
| 197 | 2008-09-21 17:33:37 | 69.39 | |
| 120 | 2008-09-21 15:09:15 | 75.68 |