And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3295 | 2016-05-20 19:04:25 | 77.66 | 95% |
| 2984 | 2016-04-14 18:13:16 | 71.45 | 96% |
| 2755 | 2016-03-29 09:25:14 | 66.56 | 94% |
| 2356 | 2016-02-13 17:18:57 | 69.69 | 96% |
| 1465 | 2015-12-02 16:04:16 | 66.31 | 98% |
| 1332 | 2015-11-28 01:36:51 | 62.93 | 95% |
| 1284 | 2015-11-25 17:31:51 | 62.95 | 95% |