And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2063 | 2009-05-16 10:54:38 | 58.74 | |
| 1559 | 2009-04-22 15:49:11 | 48.80 | |
| 1384 | 2009-04-20 03:57:01 | 58.51 | |
| 1382 | 2009-04-20 03:54:08 | 55.38 | |
| 1236 | 2009-04-18 14:12:48 | 49.42 | |
| 1206 | 2009-04-17 10:31:50 | 52.89 | |
| 1152 | 2009-04-16 16:15:01 | 48.62 | |
| 924 | 2009-04-11 10:08:12 | 43.74 | |
| 446 | 2009-03-23 15:26:44 | 47.42 | |
| 338 | 2009-03-22 04:17:19 | 43.55 |