I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 91927 | 2023-07-13 04:11:49 | 126.08 | 99% |
| 91159 | 2023-05-05 11:24:30 | 116.84 | 99% |
| 86699 | 2022-02-27 22:52:41 | 121.71 | 99% |
| 66322 | 2017-05-28 03:23:41 | 116.79 | 96% |
| 63461 | 2017-03-20 12:47:51 | 108.43 | 95% |
| 62397 | 2017-02-20 14:22:49 | 134.78 | 100% |
| 62271 | 2017-02-18 03:59:12 | 115.42 | 97% |
| 59565 | 2016-12-15 00:45:19 | 131.32 | 100% |
| 58995 | 2016-12-01 01:45:53 | 136.91 | 100% |
| 58019 | 2016-11-12 21:12:52 | 123.48 | 96% |
| 57786 | 2016-11-08 04:10:29 | 112.46 | 96% |
| 56608 | 2016-10-15 18:42:59 | 117.87 | 96% |
| 55240 | 2016-09-10 00:15:55 | 117.34 | 97% |
| 54467 | 2016-08-30 23:55:07 | 121.35 | 97% |
| 54109 | 2016-08-24 12:02:54 | 115.62 | 99% |
| 53582 | 2016-08-18 02:37:14 | 119.28 | 99% |
| 51860 | 2016-07-25 01:48:48 | 117.71 | 96% |
| 51622 | 2016-07-22 22:12:18 | 130.60 | 98% |
| 50630 | 2016-07-09 19:56:26 | 133.03 | 100% |
| 49493 | 2016-06-10 03:39:35 | 109.78 | 97% |
| 47187 | 2016-05-07 04:17:06 | 126.45 | 98% |
| 45695 | 2016-04-13 05:13:02 | 129.11 | 99% |
| 45341 | 2016-04-10 15:15:14 | 124.67 | 98% |
| 44721 | 2016-04-04 12:11:33 | 124.25 | 99% |
| 44098 | 2016-03-26 18:00:59 | 124.06 | 97% |
| 42747 | 2016-01-18 14:10:31 | 111.90 | 97% |
| 42207 | 2016-01-15 02:52:30 | 126.31 | 97% |
| 42186 | 2016-01-15 00:40:15 | 120.31 | 97% |
| 42097 | 2016-01-14 02:05:39 | 121.48 | 98% |
| 42068 | 2016-01-14 01:35:35 | 108.17 | 97% |
| 41821 | 2016-01-11 06:26:16 | 100.57 | 91% |
| 41739 | 2016-01-10 22:14:36 | 115.62 | 98% |
| 41335 | 2016-01-09 00:25:47 | 106.33 | 95% |
| 40399 | 2016-01-02 23:13:55 | 115.84 | 96% |
| 40221 | 2016-01-02 04:32:38 | 104.79 | 97% |
| 40127 | 2016-01-02 00:20:01 | 110.87 | 98% |
| 40099 | 2015-12-31 23:11:12 | 120.38 | 99% |
| 39488 | 2015-12-28 17:27:33 | 116.70 | 98% |
| 39016 | 2015-12-23 07:58:29 | 108.05 | 95% |
| 38021 | 2015-12-08 04:09:52 | 121.97 | 98% |
| 37941 | 2015-12-06 21:16:07 | 123.32 | 99% |
| 37757 | 2015-12-04 05:03:32 | 118.14 | 97% |
| 37309 | 2015-11-29 04:48:56 | 83.80 | 98% |
| 36683 | 2015-11-21 06:11:41 | 90.28 | 92% |
| 35675 | 2015-11-14 03:44:40 | 124.44 | 98% |
| 34912 | 2015-11-06 03:56:51 | 94.44 | 94% |
| 34674 | 2015-11-04 23:43:45 | 118.04 | 98% |
| 33991 | 2015-10-27 23:50:49 | 105.70 | 96% |
| 32474 | 2015-10-04 16:07:32 | 109.16 | 94% |
| 31307 | 2015-09-17 11:59:01 | 112.96 | 99% |
| 30905 | 2015-09-13 17:08:03 | 120.42 | 99% |
| 28925 | 2015-08-24 02:43:31 | 104.43 | 92% |
| 28709 | 2015-08-07 18:30:01 | 109.08 | 98% |
| 28374 | 2015-08-02 22:12:37 | 102.90 | 94% |
| 25811 | 2015-07-07 03:53:51 | 114.71 | 97% |
| 25640 | 2015-07-06 03:38:42 | 107.27 | 97% |
| 25089 | 2015-06-30 04:39:50 | 107.34 | 98% |
| 23850 | 2015-06-18 04:13:29 | 109.25 | 98% |
| 20605 | 2015-05-09 02:59:28 | 103.93 | 94% |
| 20263 | 2015-05-03 21:03:57 | 102.33 | 95% |
| 19427 | 2015-04-16 03:36:21 | 101.88 | 97% |
| 19179 | 2015-04-13 03:23:28 | 95.28 | 93% |
| 18681 | 2015-04-07 03:09:07 | 111.00 | 99% |