Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22117 | 2016-04-14 08:37:12 | 63.53 | 91% |
| 21976 | 2015-07-29 10:06:00 | 74.31 | 96% |
| 21653 | 2015-07-29 02:33:26 | 85.37 | 97% |
| 21269 | 2015-07-23 09:45:23 | 89.83 | 97% |
| 20730 | 2015-04-24 01:32:23 | 81.21 | 94% |
| 20526 | 2015-04-11 17:56:28 | 86.05 | 94% |
| 20182 | 2015-02-21 18:10:57 | 75.57 | 92% |
| 19767 | 2014-09-22 23:27:35 | 69.54 | 90% |
| 19573 | 2014-04-24 17:56:14 | 78.01 | 92% |
| 19246 | 2013-10-04 23:47:46 | 87.71 | 94% |
| 18864 | 2013-09-25 01:33:34 | 78.56 | 96% |
| 18129 | 2013-09-02 14:34:49 | 81.16 | 95% |
| 18009 | 2013-08-15 00:59:40 | 100.24 | 96% |
| 17112 | 2013-01-29 02:01:40 | 73.96 | 92% |
| 17085 | 2013-01-27 03:39:24 | 105.81 | 98% |
| 16679 | 2012-11-18 19:09:57 | 94.52 | 97% |
| 15817 | 2012-10-06 14:35:54 | 80.38 | 89% |
| 15408 | 2012-08-18 22:36:45 | 91.64 | 95% |
| 14779 | 2012-07-08 23:25:13 | 87.76 | 94% |
| 14359 | 2012-06-16 17:37:50 | 87.85 | 93% |
| 14232 | 2012-06-11 22:08:07 | 84.20 | 94% |
| 14123 | 2012-06-11 02:57:34 | 77.87 | 91% |
| 14081 | 2012-06-07 20:39:23 | 77.19 | 88% |
| 13995 | 2012-06-03 00:08:25 | 75.93 | 90% |
| 13912 | 2012-06-01 18:05:02 | 84.00 | 93% |
| 13647 | 2012-05-08 02:53:13 | 79.30 | 92% |
| 13638 | 2012-05-08 02:43:48 | 93.25 | 98% |
| 13472 | 2012-05-06 08:49:08 | 72.94 | 92% |
| 12931 | 2012-04-24 00:34:36 | 70.42 | 89% |
| 12179 | 2012-03-20 01:03:52 | 75.16 | 90% |
| 11224 | 2012-03-04 17:30:59 | 71.39 | 94% |
| 11075 | 2012-03-03 16:07:14 | 71.81 | 90% |
| 10794 | 2012-02-27 04:39:14 | 56.09 | 88% |
| 10452 | 2012-02-19 12:38:27 | 79.34 | 97% |
| 10009 | 2012-02-14 18:58:43 | 72.75 | 95% |
| 9440 | 2012-02-04 23:04:26 | 60.47 | 87% |
| 9240 | 2012-02-03 02:18:57 | 78.10 | 96% |
| 8692 | 2012-01-29 14:49:17 | 80.02 | 97% |
| 7829 | 2012-01-14 14:16:03 | 65.19 | 88% |
| 7810 | 2012-01-14 13:58:52 | 77.36 | 94% |
| 7380 | 2011-10-28 06:41:56 | 71.32 | 93% |
| 6451 | 2011-06-16 12:26:33 | 70.77 | 93% |
| 6205 | 2011-05-04 02:05:47 | 75.24 | 91% |
| 5638 | 2011-03-06 01:36:27 | 72.89 | |
| 5411 | 2011-03-02 23:02:51 | 63.96 | |
| 5242 | 2011-03-02 19:29:20 | 70.28 | |
| 4806 | 2011-01-15 19:20:35 | 71.86 | |
| 3480 | 2010-09-06 01:16:54 | 67.33 | |
| 3210 | 2010-08-30 02:23:30 | 71.71 | |
| 2530 | 2010-08-08 22:37:44 | 82.10 | |
| 2168 | 2010-07-31 21:07:59 | 66.68 | |
| 1773 | 2010-07-23 04:43:52 | 73.05 | |
| 1317 | 2010-07-14 17:04:08 | 69.05 | |
| 72 | 2010-06-30 21:04:40 | 59.36 |