And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22175 | 2016-05-04 01:00:25 | 81.83 | 96% |
| 21724 | 2015-07-29 04:08:30 | 88.47 | 96% |
| 21683 | 2015-07-29 03:13:59 | 87.70 | 96% |
| 21592 | 2015-07-29 01:00:45 | 99.71 | 96% |
| 20967 | 2015-07-23 02:41:33 | 87.98 | 92% |
| 20692 | 2015-04-24 00:14:07 | 100.50 | 97% |
| 20568 | 2015-04-22 23:37:33 | 94.61 | 96% |
| 20104 | 2015-02-19 19:39:02 | 98.55 | 93% |
| 20007 | 2015-01-17 20:51:03 | 81.06 | 92% |
| 18348 | 2013-09-15 03:28:40 | 98.58 | 98% |
| 18072 | 2013-08-15 03:33:40 | 88.95 | 96% |
| 17393 | 2013-02-10 14:20:22 | 86.31 | 97% |
| 16947 | 2013-01-25 05:06:03 | 75.95 | 92% |
| 16480 | 2012-11-08 23:52:16 | 95.44 | 95% |
| 16424 | 2012-10-30 02:22:29 | 87.97 | 92% |
| 16216 | 2012-10-23 16:58:02 | 105.05 | 96% |
| 15508 | 2012-08-20 01:43:21 | 87.85 | 94% |
| 15299 | 2012-08-11 22:08:07 | 94.34 | 94% |
| 14669 | 2012-07-08 17:41:43 | 90.59 | 95% |
| 14583 | 2012-07-06 17:30:32 | 96.71 | 97% |
| 13947 | 2012-06-02 03:29:08 | 75.35 | 88% |
| 13707 | 2012-05-10 04:08:11 | 100.19 | 98% |
| 13627 | 2012-05-08 02:33:41 | 89.16 | 95% |
| 12654 | 2012-04-13 20:11:49 | 93.75 | 95% |
| 12618 | 2012-04-12 20:23:04 | 97.24 | 94% |
| 12209 | 2012-03-24 21:35:59 | 81.78 | 92% |
| 12188 | 2012-03-23 00:18:18 | 88.58 | 97% |
| 12100 | 2012-03-19 01:17:42 | 99.28 | 97% |
| 12030 | 2012-03-18 20:48:03 | 91.62 | 94% |
| 9994 | 2012-02-14 18:44:07 | 83.42 | 91% |
| 9942 | 2012-02-14 03:28:09 | 90.78 | 96% |
| 9816 | 2012-02-12 18:58:44 | 92.46 | 97% |
| 9423 | 2012-02-04 20:36:17 | 69.45 | 91% |
| 9264 | 2012-02-04 00:41:38 | 91.40 | 95% |
| 9175 | 2012-02-02 21:56:20 | 78.91 | 92% |
| 8346 | 2012-01-26 16:16:51 | 66.74 | 88% |
| 7599 | 2011-11-10 02:55:23 | 84.50 | 93% |
| 7195 | 2011-10-11 03:23:13 | 80.27 | 93% |
| 6757 | 2011-08-18 00:03:01 | 68.14 | 87% |
| 6220 | 2011-05-04 02:20:27 | 84.81 | 91% |
| 5746 | 2011-03-19 04:53:00 | 83.67 | |
| 5621 | 2011-03-06 01:19:37 | 81.90 | |
| 5512 | 2011-03-04 21:32:09 | 77.45 | |
| 4125 | 2010-10-19 17:15:45 | 75.66 | |
| 2856 | 2010-08-20 00:11:13 | 62.01 | |
| 1261 | 2010-07-14 13:53:27 | 72.94 | |
| 761 | 2010-07-10 19:54:21 | 76.44 | |
| 618 | 2010-07-03 05:19:27 | 56.97 | |
| 461 | 2010-07-01 13:43:26 | 62.40 | |
| 450 | 2010-07-01 13:28:46 | 72.45 | |
| 112 | 2010-07-01 00:01:47 | 57.26 |