What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2825 | 2009-11-20 01:34:08 | 63.11 | |
| 2728 | 2009-11-12 02:16:00 | 75.61 | |
| 2575 | 2009-10-27 01:01:00 | 79.05 | |
| 1793 | 2009-09-05 18:14:53 | 79.29 | |
| 1517 | 2009-08-11 01:51:14 | 69.30 | |
| 1336 | 2009-07-05 03:18:09 | 64.09 | |
| 1211 | 2009-05-21 23:47:32 | 64.53 | |
| 926 | 2009-05-06 21:22:51 | 60.05 | |
| 592 | 2009-04-15 21:41:26 | 65.46 | |
| 580 | 2009-04-15 19:14:56 | 61.91 | |
| 184 | 2009-03-10 22:54:03 | 60.51 | |
| 134 | 2009-03-07 14:24:46 | 46.92 |