And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3797 | 2010-08-25 19:29:16 | 92.84 | |
| 3063 | 2009-12-25 00:41:22 | 90.55 | |
| 2961 | 2009-12-09 21:25:08 | 84.95 | |
| 2885 | 2009-11-26 18:31:07 | 85.04 | |
| 2769 | 2009-11-16 01:05:23 | 91.13 | |
| 2753 | 2009-11-13 23:35:25 | 91.56 | |
| 2611 | 2009-10-30 01:11:01 | 84.74 | |
| 2477 | 2009-10-20 22:47:56 | 82.53 | |
| 2314 | 2009-10-05 21:52:23 | 93.94 | |
| 2231 | 2009-10-03 02:36:07 | 85.54 | |
| 1626 | 2009-08-26 01:07:18 | 88.65 | |
| 1503 | 2009-08-09 14:49:36 | 80.67 | |
| 1315 | 2009-06-30 20:09:07 | 84.52 | |
| 1084 | 2009-05-14 21:22:18 | 65.71 | |
| 343 | 2009-03-29 20:36:46 | 66.41 |