Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3366 | 2021-08-12 01:10:52 | 128.04 | 98% |
| 1859 | 2020-03-21 04:04:42 | 108.16 | 96% |