And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25304 | 2013-05-03 07:07:48 | 100.14 | 98% |
| 25078 | 2013-03-30 14:39:28 | 94.43 | 97% |
| 24360 | 2011-10-28 05:14:39 | 91.99 | 97% |
| 23811 | 2011-07-10 10:57:30 | 94.92 | 94% |
| 23690 | 2011-06-26 10:34:53 | 93.86 | 96% |
| 23503 | 2011-06-12 11:03:51 | 94.62 | 96% |
| 22930 | 2011-04-21 16:55:19 | 95.71 | |
| 22515 | 2011-03-07 18:46:56 | 92.79 | |
| 21910 | 2011-02-15 14:22:51 | 92.33 | |
| 21904 | 2011-02-15 14:08:32 | 88.03 | |
| 21426 | 2011-01-29 18:07:43 | 85.70 | |
| 21288 | 2011-01-26 11:10:46 | 82.87 | |
| 21243 | 2011-01-26 06:43:19 | 90.05 | |
| 21200 | 2011-01-26 04:28:24 | 86.05 | |
| 21149 | 2011-01-24 18:56:26 | 90.97 | |
| 20988 | 2011-01-18 13:36:51 | 98.58 | |
| 20670 | 2011-01-15 01:41:39 | 76.77 | |
| 20641 | 2011-01-15 01:10:47 | 81.39 | |
| 20560 | 2011-01-13 06:15:01 | 67.74 | |
| 20261 | 2011-01-06 03:08:36 | 80.36 | |
| 19896 | 2011-01-04 02:20:58 | 79.05 | |
| 19837 | 2011-01-03 12:38:55 | 76.44 | |
| 17870 | 2010-12-03 19:53:21 | 83.47 | |
| 17448 | 2010-11-25 09:22:24 | 93.75 | |
| 17243 | 2010-11-24 09:25:56 | 78.21 | |
| 16799 | 2010-11-16 11:10:16 | 92.54 | |
| 16539 | 2010-11-14 06:23:42 | 86.32 | |
| 16254 | 2010-11-11 08:01:59 | 68.24 | |
| 16167 | 2010-11-09 06:29:01 | 78.95 | |
| 13906 | 2010-10-17 06:10:20 | 68.09 | |
| 13904 | 2010-10-17 06:08:01 | 59.65 | |
| 13434 | 2010-10-14 17:37:35 | 69.73 | |
| 13254 | 2010-10-13 17:32:07 | 83.72 | |
| 13211 | 2010-10-13 09:31:40 | 83.76 | |
| 13200 | 2010-10-12 13:00:15 | 80.81 | |
| 11646 | 2010-09-26 11:40:52 | 62.93 | |
| 11645 | 2010-09-26 11:34:16 | 64.65 | |
| 11328 | 2010-09-24 14:18:39 | 71.15 | |
| 10677 | 2010-09-21 14:52:31 | 62.18 | |
| 10576 | 2010-09-20 16:26:02 | 73.09 | |
| 10288 | 2010-09-19 10:30:54 | 53.21 | |
| 9737 | 2010-09-17 12:17:26 | 63.79 | |
| 9684 | 2010-09-17 11:04:00 | 66.95 | |
| 8912 | 2010-09-13 07:25:59 | 61.68 | |
| 8795 | 2010-09-13 04:33:01 | 65.44 | |
| 8494 | 2010-09-11 11:19:30 | 58.10 | |
| 8388 | 2010-09-11 07:10:11 | 68.40 | |
| 5800 | 2010-08-28 17:07:19 | 63.68 | |
| 5609 | 2010-08-27 13:04:12 | 70.43 | |
| 5440 | 2010-08-26 10:56:16 | 77.18 | |
| 5146 | 2010-08-24 13:11:15 | 67.76 | |
| 4080 | 2010-08-14 10:17:37 | 69.71 | |
| 3922 | 2010-08-13 12:33:22 | 68.78 | |
| 2082 | 2010-07-11 00:44:07 | 57.74 | |
| 2031 | 2010-07-10 08:34:06 | 47.99 | |
| 784 | 2010-06-23 10:51:11 | 44.35 |