And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3669 | 2011-09-29 08:39:07 | 92.96 | 93% |
| 3169 | 2011-07-10 07:34:32 | 91.00 | 98% |
| 2881 | 2011-07-07 07:25:24 | 95.42 | 96% |
| 2515 | 2011-06-16 05:45:50 | 85.64 | 96% |
| 2261 | 2011-06-09 06:41:34 | 90.33 | 96% |
| 1829 | 2011-05-28 13:23:35 | 93.57 | 97% |
| 1414 | 2011-05-16 15:51:53 | 92.13 | 97% |
| 724 | 2011-03-09 08:20:28 | 88.44 |