And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10003 | 2013-03-07 21:58:49 | 113.09 | 95% |
| 9687 | 2013-02-02 21:55:30 | 93.60 | 89% |
| 8827 | 2012-08-08 18:09:05 | 102.84 | 97% |
| 8062 | 2011-11-12 19:46:59 | 92.62 | 96% |
| 7431 | 2011-06-02 22:19:20 | 102.59 | 95% |
| 7346 | 2011-04-22 21:28:47 | 89.94 | |
| 7232 | 2011-03-24 14:29:51 | 95.51 | |
| 6856 | 2011-01-05 19:18:48 | 83.65 | |
| 6478 | 2010-10-23 21:26:51 | 84.38 | |
| 6289 | 2010-10-02 13:20:13 | 98.67 | |
| 6148 | 2010-09-22 19:11:29 | 90.33 | |
| 3583 | 2010-04-05 11:24:41 | 83.18 | |
| 3290 | 2010-02-21 16:17:43 | 69.89 | |
| 3260 | 2010-02-09 20:08:24 | 87.28 | |
| 3236 | 2010-02-04 21:10:49 | 86.49 | |
| 2859 | 2010-01-09 20:02:28 | 81.07 | |
| 2307 | 2009-12-17 17:53:45 | 83.42 | |
| 2240 | 2009-12-15 14:25:25 | 61.77 | |
| 2187 | 2009-12-12 10:39:00 | 77.80 | |
| 2113 | 2009-12-09 16:39:24 | 75.97 | |
| 987 | 2009-11-22 14:49:29 | 55.20 | |
| 593 | 2009-11-19 12:24:20 | 49.21 | |
| 532 | 2009-11-18 15:45:40 | 56.48 | |
| 79 | 2009-11-14 21:03:23 | 36.58 |