And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3508 | 2015-01-28 03:06:44 | 82.97 | 97% |
| 3484 | 2013-11-25 02:56:34 | 76.19 | 96% |
| 3354 | 2013-11-13 21:40:43 | 72.61 | 93% |
| 3183 | 2013-09-05 20:44:14 | 82.62 | 98% |
| 1845 | 2012-11-12 04:45:02 | 77.93 | 94% |
| 1367 | 2012-07-23 21:37:04 | 76.55 | 97% |
| 598 | 2011-06-03 20:50:44 | 78.33 | 96% |