And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12634 | 2015-09-07 23:12:30 | 123.88 | 95% |
| 11827 | 2012-06-16 20:45:23 | 117.01 | 96% |
| 10939 | 2012-01-04 06:02:34 | 129.24 | 98% |
| 10850 | 2011-12-18 13:38:35 | 115.02 | 92% |
| 10720 | 2011-12-05 19:03:37 | 101.39 | 94% |
| 9479 | 2011-09-25 23:57:54 | 121.09 | 95% |
| 9095 | 2011-09-22 19:58:20 | 122.08 | 97% |
| 9030 | 2011-09-21 22:13:00 | 119.81 | 95% |
| 9029 | 2011-09-21 22:12:08 | 116.66 | 94% |
| 8141 | 2011-09-03 01:06:36 | 107.65 | 91% |
| 8043 | 2011-08-31 01:12:51 | 112.40 | 94% |
| 8041 | 2011-08-31 01:10:46 | 106.54 | 94% |
| 7997 | 2011-08-29 00:47:05 | 107.19 | 91% |
| 7705 | 2011-07-10 23:07:48 | 112.16 | 93% |
| 7704 | 2011-07-10 23:06:44 | 112.64 | 96% |
| 7399 | 2011-04-21 19:49:34 | 106.67 | |
| 6534 | 2011-02-07 18:04:10 | 106.31 | |
| 6485 | 2011-02-04 17:59:06 | 109.05 | |
| 6261 | 2011-01-11 21:13:16 | 98.68 | |
| 5958 | 2010-12-15 22:27:25 | 98.74 | |
| 4560 | 2010-10-18 20:08:28 | 100.54 | |
| 4505 | 2010-10-17 21:14:43 | 109.76 | |
| 4012 | 2010-10-09 06:46:47 | 104.44 | |
| 3013 | 2010-07-28 04:39:14 | 93.71 | |
| 2852 | 2010-07-21 20:25:10 | 105.56 | |
| 2675 | 2010-07-20 22:38:40 | 100.84 | |
| 1664 | 2009-01-04 08:15:42 | 90.73 | |
| 1505 | 2008-12-16 03:34:12 | 101.02 | |
| 1460 | 2008-12-14 23:26:53 | 101.51 | |
| 1072 | 2008-11-26 03:13:54 | 90.34 | |
| 391 | 2008-10-04 03:24:02 | 96.61 | |
| 353 | 2008-10-02 20:21:24 | 87.82 | |
| 303 | 2008-08-30 04:35:22 | 87.65 | |
| 83 | 2008-08-24 20:19:13 | 79.07 |