And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10705 | 2017-06-17 01:12:10 | 124.31 | 99% |
| 10496 | 2017-05-16 04:06:38 | 119.37 | 95% |
| 10447 | 2017-05-10 05:58:41 | 119.47 | 97% |
| 10076 | 2017-04-13 10:12:57 | 116.70 | 91% |
| 9848 | 2014-04-25 00:19:33 | 117.50 | 98% |
| 9388 | 2014-02-12 09:28:15 | 118.70 | 98% |
| 9359 | 2014-02-09 02:04:01 | 103.04 | 93% |
| 8782 | 2012-09-27 05:17:28 | 113.38 | 95% |
| 8466 | 2012-08-19 02:58:31 | 108.01 | 94% |
| 8349 | 2012-07-28 03:19:11 | 123.65 | 98% |
| 7845 | 2012-05-12 04:07:31 | 116.54 | 95% |
| 7504 | 2012-02-17 06:13:57 | 121.07 | 97% |
| 7479 | 2012-02-16 06:26:21 | 108.23 | 94% |
| 7300 | 2012-01-29 08:08:49 | 117.13 | 95% |
| 7149 | 2012-01-17 10:38:50 | 119.73 | 95% |
| 6987 | 2012-01-03 08:20:57 | 114.41 | 96% |
| 6569 | 2011-11-24 02:07:08 | 111.36 | 96% |
| 6541 | 2011-11-22 11:52:41 | 112.31 | 93% |
| 6316 | 2011-11-08 09:52:19 | 130.53 | 99% |
| 6053 | 2011-10-27 22:38:05 | 109.84 | 94% |
| 5814 | 2011-09-08 05:59:00 | 114.13 | 98% |
| 5667 | 2011-09-04 04:51:04 | 117.16 | 93% |
| 5437 | 2011-08-24 13:24:56 | 114.37 | 96% |
| 5244 | 2011-08-15 03:22:41 | 120.16 | 96% |
| 5188 | 2011-08-10 02:53:51 | 115.45 | 97% |
| 5107 | 2011-08-06 15:55:54 | 116.17 | 97% |
| 5014 | 2011-08-01 11:47:08 | 115.97 | 96% |
| 4988 | 2011-07-31 12:21:35 | 110.96 | 96% |
| 4698 | 2011-07-09 08:19:12 | 109.92 | 97% |
| 4012 | 2011-05-31 10:40:42 | 105.39 | 95% |
| 3867 | 2011-05-28 14:26:20 | 110.08 | 95% |
| 3648 | 2011-05-17 08:11:46 | 108.89 | 96% |
| 3140 | 2011-04-13 13:39:26 | 117.89 | |
| 2996 | 2011-03-20 11:28:55 | 114.83 | |
| 2582 | 2011-02-12 17:11:35 | 111.12 | |
| 2416 | 2011-01-14 16:18:36 | 114.17 | |
| 2349 | 2011-01-08 04:36:25 | 98.05 | |
| 2253 | 2011-01-03 14:13:37 | 109.28 | |
| 1954 | 2010-11-21 13:24:09 | 108.30 | |
| 1655 | 2010-08-01 09:12:27 | 92.48 | |
| 1282 | 2010-06-26 03:17:54 | 106.81 | |
| 973 | 2010-06-13 09:12:34 | 94.32 | |
| 561 | 2010-06-06 07:40:43 | 76.89 | |
| 160 | 2010-06-03 05:45:44 | 86.19 | |
| 23 | 2010-06-02 13:13:21 | 84.96 |