And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6709 | 2014-10-23 03:59:06 | 97.63 | 95% |
| 6525 | 2013-09-29 05:20:40 | 107.13 | 97% |
| 5869 | 2013-06-01 21:50:21 | 85.31 | 90% |
| 5750 | 2013-04-03 00:22:57 | 105.66 | 97% |
| 5614 | 2013-01-20 04:08:30 | 94.31 | 94% |
| 5428 | 2012-12-13 01:41:25 | 85.12 | 92% |
| 4763 | 2012-09-10 01:16:10 | 86.90 | 94% |
| 4616 | 2012-08-11 18:54:32 | 84.47 | 92% |
| 3524 | 2011-06-30 02:26:05 | 93.24 | 95% |
| 3466 | 2011-06-26 00:46:50 | 80.72 | 95% |
| 2960 | 2011-05-29 01:58:39 | 84.36 | 94% |
| 1856 | 2011-03-02 02:19:53 | 72.82 | |
| 1602 | 2011-02-20 02:20:37 | 67.17 | |
| 1430 | 2011-02-13 21:29:20 | 60.32 | |
| 1170 | 2011-02-05 19:20:36 | 59.36 | |
| 653 | 2011-01-17 21:44:45 | 57.51 | |
| 483 | 2011-01-10 22:00:51 | 51.53 | |
| 106 | 2010-12-23 20:51:26 | 35.54 |