And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1425 | 2013-07-04 22:59:05 | 117.81 | 97% |
| 1088 | 2011-11-02 04:31:41 | 106.93 | 94% |
| 992 | 2011-09-02 04:55:50 | 112.56 | 97% |
| 824 | 2011-05-31 05:09:53 | 110.61 | 97% |
| 783 | 2011-05-02 12:24:16 | 106.64 | |
| 200 | 2010-12-14 13:00:45 | 96.33 | |
| 66 | 2010-12-08 08:51:17 | 93.59 |