And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4832 | 2018-03-06 18:43:18 | 104.96 | 99% |
| 2750 | 2017-11-20 20:29:30 | 90.39 | 97% |
| 2474 | 2015-07-13 19:30:30 | 100.00 | 96% |
| 2334 | 2013-09-18 17:08:09 | 97.64 | 97% |
| 1586 | 2013-05-03 20:58:19 | 99.20 | 98% |
| 953 | 2012-12-23 22:27:38 | 84.69 | 95% |
| 571 | 2012-11-15 18:32:25 | 79.00 | 95% |
| 416 | 2012-11-12 20:51:25 | 82.59 | 94% |
| 208 | 2012-10-23 16:58:11 | 87.04 | 96% |