Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 51186 | 2020-11-06 11:03:34 | 124.39 | 98% |
| 49842 | 2020-03-15 01:48:36 | 121.66 | 96% |
| 44586 | 2019-11-03 23:01:11 | 134.10 | 99% |
| 39344 | 2019-07-14 02:59:08 | 128.62 | 98% |
| 35228 | 2019-05-09 23:11:41 | 144.13 | 100% |
| 34917 | 2019-05-09 10:57:06 | 144.05 | 99% |
| 34180 | 2019-05-06 13:51:19 | 137.03 | 100% |
| 31637 | 2019-01-08 19:46:42 | 132.32 | 100% |
| 30904 | 2018-10-19 09:02:58 | 114.02 | 99% |
| 29061 | 2018-06-10 01:24:10 | 103.21 | 97% |
| 22568 | 2017-08-03 12:56:13 | 91.40 | 97% |
| 17166 | 2017-03-26 17:11:29 | 91.11 | 88% |
| 16799 | 2017-03-22 05:43:05 | 74.94 | 83% |
| 14080 | 2017-02-20 19:23:11 | 98.55 | 94% |
| 14072 | 2017-02-20 19:17:17 | 87.93 | 91% |
| 11033 | 2017-01-26 21:42:02 | 103.71 | 97% |
| 10186 | 2017-01-19 19:26:57 | 101.63 | 96% |