When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 50588 | 2020-09-18 21:32:36 | 139.40 | 98% |
| 49940 | 2020-03-15 06:09:29 | 141.77 | 98% |
| 45730 | 2019-12-09 02:12:50 | 132.39 | 98% |
| 44710 | 2019-11-17 05:58:59 | 150.38 | 99% |
| 44046 | 2019-10-06 01:10:03 | 138.07 | 98% |
| 42283 | 2019-08-26 11:48:44 | 146.86 | 99% |
| 41772 | 2019-08-11 04:13:26 | 136.10 | 99% |
| 40230 | 2019-07-14 15:19:04 | 100.94 | 97% |
| 33052 | 2019-02-15 21:05:19 | 135.28 | 99% |
| 30684 | 2018-10-10 02:58:38 | 121.95 | 96% |
| 28063 | 2018-05-29 04:27:16 | 144.35 | 100% |
| 21878 | 2017-07-26 15:59:09 | 112.51 | 98% |
| 21248 | 2017-07-25 08:14:45 | 117.51 | 98% |
| 21131 | 2017-07-24 22:42:35 | 121.79 | 99% |
| 20041 | 2017-07-09 04:55:09 | 114.84 | 97% |
| 17814 | 2017-04-10 10:10:46 | 111.73 | 94% |
| 16118 | 2017-03-13 02:08:18 | 97.26 | 93% |
| 15717 | 2017-03-09 12:17:25 | 115.88 | 98% |
| 15523 | 2017-03-07 05:35:01 | 106.13 | 92% |
| 15068 | 2017-03-02 00:52:41 | 112.31 | 97% |
| 14726 | 2017-02-27 05:18:05 | 102.62 | 91% |
| 12695 | 2017-02-10 21:34:46 | 88.87 | 89% |
| 10996 | 2017-01-24 21:17:13 | 87.60 | 89% |
| 8470 | 2017-01-06 11:30:50 | 97.90 | 92% |
| 7370 | 2016-12-31 03:18:50 | 98.04 | 93% |
| 6776 | 2016-12-29 02:15:51 | 103.31 | 96% |
| 6530 | 2016-12-27 03:02:20 | 104.81 | 96% |
| 6440 | 2016-12-26 23:41:45 | 86.01 | 92% |
| 6158 | 2016-12-25 05:26:30 | 83.25 | 93% |
| 5935 | 2016-12-24 08:34:14 | 90.36 | 91% |
| 4524 | 2016-12-14 15:55:07 | 85.03 | 93% |