I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 47794 | 2020-02-18 04:34:14 | 138.80 | 98% |
| 45273 | 2019-11-24 22:27:23 | 138.00 | 98% |
| 35009 | 2019-05-09 12:28:57 | 138.77 | 98% |
| 33950 | 2019-05-05 07:01:18 | 117.50 | 97% |
| 30735 | 2018-10-11 03:49:39 | 131.15 | 99% |
| 27248 | 2018-05-22 00:51:46 | 148.19 | 100% |
| 22889 | 2017-08-04 12:06:28 | 125.12 | 100% |
| 22152 | 2017-08-01 14:34:09 | 110.98 | 98% |
| 20361 | 2017-07-20 16:57:29 | 117.67 | 98% |
| 19113 | 2017-05-28 13:10:13 | 104.18 | 91% |
| 18707 | 2017-05-24 17:27:42 | 106.43 | 92% |
| 14057 | 2017-02-20 19:06:39 | 108.47 | 93% |
| 13961 | 2017-02-20 15:56:56 | 78.18 | 84% |
| 12408 | 2017-02-10 11:25:00 | 113.64 | 94% |
| 10299 | 2017-01-20 01:21:45 | 101.34 | 94% |
| 8833 | 2017-01-09 11:01:04 | 121.15 | 98% |
| 8764 | 2017-01-08 18:22:35 | 100.38 | 93% |
| 7640 | 2017-01-02 09:52:00 | 96.87 | 94% |
| 7545 | 2017-01-01 07:44:20 | 108.37 | 96% |
| 5584 | 2016-12-23 01:02:00 | 97.83 | 93% |
| 4499 | 2016-12-14 15:29:07 | 106.11 | 96% |
| 3396 | 2016-12-06 15:00:46 | 104.83 | 97% |
| 3087 | 2016-12-03 16:31:07 | 97.42 | 94% |
| 742 | 2016-08-17 02:50:50 | 68.18 | 94% |
| 482 | 2016-07-26 01:04:21 | 65.75 | 96% |
| 387 | 2016-07-24 22:32:32 | 59.05 | 94% |
| 323 | 2016-07-24 00:49:02 | 59.88 | 95% |