And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44784 | 2019-11-18 09:35:12 | 143.14 | 99% |
| 44193 | 2019-10-09 04:10:33 | 153.05 | 98% |
| 41999 | 2019-08-14 08:35:08 | 146.10 | 98% |
| 33912 | 2019-05-04 17:34:22 | 138.33 | 98% |
| 30185 | 2018-07-11 07:42:26 | 131.35 | 98% |
| 28396 | 2018-06-02 07:24:18 | 125.62 | 97% |
| 26722 | 2018-05-12 13:29:37 | 129.45 | 99% |
| 21809 | 2017-07-26 11:48:44 | 129.96 | 98% |
| 18120 | 2017-04-24 12:50:29 | 136.03 | 99% |
| 17726 | 2017-04-08 08:12:05 | 138.43 | 97% |
| 16726 | 2017-03-21 04:11:34 | 112.00 | 98% |
| 16291 | 2017-03-15 17:32:21 | 126.48 | 98% |
| 13956 | 2017-02-20 15:44:52 | 127.69 | 98% |
| 13657 | 2017-02-17 07:39:36 | 101.72 | 96% |
| 13562 | 2017-02-16 07:06:18 | 116.23 | 96% |
| 13317 | 2017-02-14 14:49:55 | 105.92 | 95% |
| 12718 | 2017-02-11 08:25:44 | 110.93 | 95% |
| 11486 | 2017-01-28 12:20:59 | 114.92 | 97% |
| 11437 | 2017-01-28 11:02:42 | 109.42 | 96% |
| 11139 | 2017-01-27 02:06:25 | 115.01 | 95% |
| 9892 | 2017-01-18 16:29:00 | 117.67 | 98% |
| 8984 | 2017-01-09 14:24:05 | 119.15 | 98% |
| 8814 | 2017-01-09 10:43:02 | 115.33 | 98% |
| 6356 | 2016-12-26 07:22:05 | 89.41 | 90% |
| 5888 | 2016-12-24 05:50:29 | 95.63 | 90% |
| 5852 | 2016-12-24 04:56:53 | 112.79 | 95% |
| 5799 | 2016-12-24 01:33:31 | 108.83 | 96% |
| 5715 | 2016-12-23 23:16:30 | 104.42 | 97% |
| 5363 | 2016-12-21 02:16:59 | 102.69 | 95% |
| 3564 | 2016-12-08 19:44:02 | 104.43 | 94% |
| 1082 | 2016-08-21 00:10:30 | 74.16 | 94% |
| 910 | 2016-08-18 21:54:42 | 74.71 | 94% |