Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6605 | 2017-11-19 13:09:40 | 70.75 | 97% |
| 6442 | 2017-11-16 15:46:12 | 69.98 | 97% |
| 6334 | 2017-11-15 17:45:17 | 72.01 | 97% |
| 5976 | 2017-11-06 10:44:54 | 64.61 | 98% |
| 4924 | 2017-10-20 12:25:50 | 63.56 | 97% |
| 3989 | 2017-09-30 08:26:00 | 54.14 | 94% |
| 2344 | 2017-09-09 19:05:03 | 54.88 | 96% |