Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11921 | 2016-08-13 09:36:59 | 79.61 | 99% |
| 11428 | 2015-11-20 02:15:17 | 69.36 | 93% |
| 9712 | 2014-04-22 17:10:11 | 59.06 | 85% |
| 9654 | 2014-04-18 12:26:56 | 66.69 | 94% |
| 8949 | 2013-03-12 03:29:23 | 78.28 | 97% |
| 8545 | 2013-01-14 06:12:08 | 68.95 | 91% |
| 8529 | 2013-01-12 03:11:50 | 74.15 | 96% |
| 8502 | 2013-01-07 13:49:45 | 66.99 | 93% |
| 6651 | 2012-01-08 08:01:17 | 65.20 | 93% |
| 6631 | 2012-01-08 06:16:55 | 70.77 | 95% |
| 6458 | 2011-12-27 08:59:48 | 64.75 | 92% |
| 6449 | 2011-12-20 01:30:50 | 74.33 | 93% |
| 6139 | 2011-09-20 06:22:30 | 68.30 | 94% |
| 6073 | 2011-08-12 11:06:29 | 75.29 | 94% |
| 5074 | 2011-06-13 17:06:26 | 67.89 | 93% |
| 4782 | 2011-06-06 09:56:06 | 70.26 | 94% |
| 4341 | 2011-05-19 06:21:14 | 70.02 | 96% |
| 4335 | 2011-05-19 06:14:22 | 68.70 | 93% |
| 4289 | 2011-05-18 10:03:51 | 70.24 | 93% |
| 3303 | 2010-07-12 03:37:48 | 70.58 | |
| 2911 | 2010-06-22 21:06:11 | 65.40 | |
| 2796 | 2010-06-21 07:48:30 | 56.58 | |
| 2532 | 2010-06-12 15:01:58 | 61.91 | |
| 2052 | 2010-05-13 13:43:02 | 65.10 | |
| 1882 | 2010-03-07 09:40:33 | 65.77 | |
| 1880 | 2010-03-07 09:37:41 | 70.67 | |
| 1641 | 2010-01-08 09:05:21 | 56.32 | |
| 1595 | 2009-12-28 01:46:30 | 56.31 | |
| 1447 | 2009-03-27 21:05:08 | 62.14 | |
| 1086 | 2008-11-05 16:21:11 | 59.85 | |
| 830 | 2008-10-25 12:11:58 | 63.05 | |
| 681 | 2008-10-21 12:04:51 | 56.95 | |
| 421 | 2008-10-07 16:27:38 | 52.01 | |
| 403 | 2008-10-07 11:11:42 | 45.85 | |
| 163 | 2008-09-29 21:54:57 | 45.92 |