The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12305 | 2016-12-03 08:23:07 | 80.20 | 97% |
| 10841 | 2015-05-19 12:14:49 | 78.00 | 98% |
| 10139 | 2014-12-11 20:16:30 | 83.86 | 98% |
| 9675 | 2014-04-21 02:29:20 | 73.55 | 91% |
| 9554 | 2014-03-22 14:24:58 | 77.08 | 95% |
| 8575 | 2013-01-18 11:20:42 | 69.87 | 93% |
| 8420 | 2012-11-27 05:23:36 | 71.50 | 93% |
| 8133 | 2012-09-02 22:39:34 | 87.29 | 98% |
| 8010 | 2012-08-29 07:23:01 | 77.27 | 95% |
| 7649 | 2012-06-19 20:11:39 | 78.12 | 96% |
| 7605 | 2012-06-18 05:30:15 | 74.04 | 92% |
| 6114 | 2011-08-29 06:14:28 | 71.44 | 90% |
| 5170 | 2011-06-16 09:34:57 | 86.95 | 98% |
| 4862 | 2011-06-09 08:51:57 | 80.79 | 96% |
| 4633 | 2011-05-27 14:37:44 | 88.13 | 98% |
| 3918 | 2011-04-03 07:03:04 | 60.25 | |
| 3499 | 2010-07-15 11:17:55 | 75.47 | |
| 2886 | 2010-06-22 20:37:52 | 66.59 | |
| 2768 | 2010-06-19 07:48:58 | 70.62 | |
| 2737 | 2010-06-17 02:37:04 | 60.44 | |
| 1443 | 2009-03-18 21:59:32 | 69.27 | |
| 1283 | 2009-02-07 01:19:48 | 63.80 | |
| 675 | 2008-10-21 11:57:55 | 63.41 | |
| 530 | 2008-10-17 15:41:38 | 71.17 | |
| 212 | 2008-10-02 12:23:49 | 66.89 |