And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12813 | 2018-08-31 02:36:53 | 80.16 | 98% |
| 11390 | 2015-11-06 01:22:24 | 90.01 | 98% |
| 11154 | 2015-08-08 08:14:19 | 83.63 | 99% |
| 10967 | 2015-06-15 02:25:42 | 73.82 | 91% |
| 10595 | 2015-03-14 15:15:50 | 90.35 | 98% |
| 10138 | 2014-12-11 20:15:19 | 75.31 | 95% |
| 10117 | 2014-12-11 19:55:49 | 79.52 | 94% |
| 8873 | 2013-03-09 07:34:09 | 83.79 | 96% |
| 7620 | 2012-06-19 14:02:12 | 77.10 | 95% |
| 7451 | 2012-06-03 17:30:37 | 79.69 | 94% |
| 5999 | 2011-08-04 13:50:28 | 74.88 | 94% |
| 5776 | 2011-07-21 04:04:47 | 78.66 | 95% |
| 5618 | 2011-07-15 10:57:53 | 87.10 | 98% |
| 5472 | 2011-06-29 06:16:12 | 80.48 | 95% |
| 5017 | 2011-06-13 05:20:02 | 73.62 | 92% |
| 4783 | 2011-06-06 09:57:27 | 70.56 | 94% |
| 4286 | 2011-05-18 10:01:30 | 77.67 | 96% |
| 3492 | 2010-07-15 11:09:54 | 77.64 | |
| 3018 | 2010-06-27 02:09:34 | 62.50 | |
| 2970 | 2010-06-24 13:17:57 | 71.81 | |
| 1847 | 2010-01-30 11:48:00 | 57.46 | |
| 1649 | 2010-01-08 22:11:42 | 51.32 | |
| 1506 | 2009-04-09 10:12:39 | 67.67 | |
| 1427 | 2009-03-09 20:21:01 | 59.31 | |
| 763 | 2008-10-23 20:32:25 | 50.75 | |
| 410 | 2008-10-07 16:11:48 | 56.26 | |
| 140 | 2008-09-25 03:39:59 | 56.42 | |
| 104 | 2008-09-16 07:36:15 | 56.53 |