And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4301 | 2010-05-21 23:57:34 | 96.89 | |
| 4080 | 2010-04-27 14:28:42 | 104.07 | |
| 4005 | 2010-03-22 13:28:01 | 102.35 | |
| 2829 | 2009-10-17 10:02:02 | 90.66 | |
| 2593 | 2009-10-16 12:25:12 | 99.68 | |
| 2358 | 2009-10-12 21:52:18 | 91.92 | |
| 2230 | 2009-10-09 15:43:41 | 103.36 | |
| 1706 | 2009-10-01 22:52:25 | 95.82 | |
| 1006 | 2009-09-20 18:22:21 | 98.66 | |
| 563 | 2009-09-18 11:13:39 | 93.35 | |
| 546 | 2009-09-17 21:43:36 | 82.36 | |
| 478 | 2009-09-17 18:56:55 | 94.64 | |
| 265 | 2009-09-13 21:21:39 | 72.67 |