Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1355 | 2018-11-27 20:37:21 | 116.78 | 95% |
| 1174 | 2018-05-31 13:55:09 | 126.35 | 98% |