And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1490 | 2014-07-15 16:15:34 | 62.77 | 96% |
| 1288 | 2011-09-04 15:03:12 | 88.72 | 96% |
| 983 | 2011-08-25 15:31:40 | 86.16 | 96% |
| 869 | 2011-08-21 17:19:21 | 69.90 | 96% |
| 770 | 2011-08-19 17:59:29 | 84.83 | 97% |
| 652 | 2011-08-18 16:15:42 | 83.01 | 95% |
| 631 | 2011-08-17 17:35:03 | 72.11 | 94% |
| 250 | 2011-08-09 15:23:47 | 65.74 | 92% |
| 216 | 2011-08-09 03:31:17 | 71.94 | 94% |
| 116 | 2011-08-03 05:54:23 | 75.03 | 96% |