Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4204 | 2018-02-21 10:04:32 | 72.06 | 97% |
| 1512 | 2017-05-30 09:11:20 | 55.92 | 88% |