Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3856 | 2018-08-04 03:58:28 | 161.83 | 99% |
| 3293 | 2018-07-27 18:42:31 | 162.58 | 100% |
| 1951 | 2018-06-10 16:20:51 | 166.85 | 100% |
| 1443 | 2018-05-16 23:21:31 | 135.74 | 98% |