And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1803 | 2020-08-14 22:09:02 | 132.47 | 99% |
| 1328 | 2015-08-04 18:26:31 | 105.79 | 96% |
| 1191 | 2013-12-24 02:57:46 | 114.67 | 96% |
| 1070 | 2013-01-11 22:44:37 | 119.45 | 98% |
| 485 | 2012-07-02 19:28:23 | 98.04 | 92% |
| 132 | 2012-06-02 21:00:48 | 92.46 | 92% |