And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3364 | 2013-02-27 01:47:52 | 106.86 | 97% |
| 2925 | 2013-02-23 01:38:43 | 101.27 | 97% |
| 2350 | 2013-02-17 14:08:05 | 96.49 | 95% |
| 2206 | 2013-02-14 13:17:46 | 102.83 | 94% |
| 2124 | 2012-10-21 00:57:01 | 95.70 | 95% |
| 2037 | 2012-10-10 00:18:46 | 94.99 | 96% |
| 1983 | 2012-10-08 19:53:42 | 90.94 | 95% |
| 1965 | 2012-04-05 14:11:26 | 103.38 | 98% |
| 1804 | 2011-12-25 01:45:47 | 99.63 | 98% |
| 1259 | 2011-10-14 15:58:07 | 97.59 | 97% |
| 1225 | 2011-10-13 10:33:56 | 90.52 | 96% |
| 1136 | 2011-10-11 18:52:09 | 98.13 | 96% |
| 1045 | 2011-07-10 00:02:29 | 89.11 | 95% |
| 972 | 2011-06-28 00:55:51 | 93.93 | 96% |
| 794 | 2011-02-15 05:51:29 | 80.66 | |
| 665 | 2011-02-07 20:54:05 | 95.70 | |
| 658 | 2011-02-07 18:45:38 | 100.82 | |
| 374 | 2011-01-29 07:27:45 | 86.74 | |
| 94 | 2010-12-06 08:14:30 | 81.03 | |
| 25 | 2010-12-02 05:02:39 | 87.39 |