And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3308 | 2012-09-08 03:17:05 | 109.40 | 97% |
| 3139 | 2012-07-26 16:26:33 | 95.80 | 91% |
| 2920 | 2012-07-18 09:21:31 | 100.87 | 93% |
| 2593 | 2012-07-04 22:04:19 | 103.23 | 96% |
| 2376 | 2012-06-20 21:03:58 | 105.61 | 95% |
| 704 | 2012-04-30 01:02:45 | 97.18 | 93% |
| 177 | 2012-04-16 04:23:22 | 88.35 | 93% |
| 166 | 2012-04-16 00:56:45 | 97.88 | 96% |