And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 986 | 2013-07-27 21:15:08 | 115.92 | 98% |
| 984 | 2013-07-26 21:56:25 | 111.71 | 97% |
| 757 | 2012-03-31 01:59:15 | 108.55 | 98% |
| 103 | 2011-07-12 02:52:21 | 101.53 | 99% |
| 18 | 2011-07-10 21:29:00 | 102.33 | 98% |