And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8436 | 2017-08-24 03:00:20 | 97.37 | 99% |
| 8257 | 2016-09-19 17:57:31 | 97.93 | 99% |
| 7881 | 2015-08-06 06:58:42 | 100.51 | 99% |
| 7222 | 2014-11-24 12:33:59 | 89.59 | 95% |
| 6682 | 2014-08-19 17:01:43 | 92.37 | 98% |
| 5133 | 2014-03-06 19:32:21 | 96.89 | 99% |
| 5101 | 2014-03-05 16:38:57 | 94.76 | 99% |
| 5082 | 2014-03-04 18:31:11 | 89.01 | 97% |
| 4629 | 2014-01-09 18:05:25 | 80.65 | 95% |
| 4203 | 2012-05-05 17:23:50 | 75.53 | 97% |
| 4191 | 2012-05-05 17:08:26 | 78.32 | 97% |
| 4188 | 2012-05-02 17:57:40 | 78.57 | 97% |
| 3930 | 2012-04-24 19:24:17 | 79.04 | 96% |
| 3773 | 2012-04-20 19:53:38 | 72.65 | 93% |
| 3766 | 2012-04-20 19:44:42 | 81.74 | 98% |
| 3592 | 2012-04-12 18:56:39 | 81.71 | 98% |
| 2502 | 2012-03-07 20:04:45 | 76.64 | 95% |
| 1782 | 2012-02-13 18:25:43 | 76.69 | 98% |
| 1057 | 2012-01-27 16:31:42 | 78.06 | 97% |
| 536 | 2012-01-08 18:02:50 | 78.68 | 98% |
| 40 | 2011-12-09 05:24:22 | 48.94 | 92% |
| 12 | 2011-12-08 17:16:33 | 60.89 | 98% |