And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1475 | 2012-03-19 21:04:20 | 85.91 | 96% |
| 1469 | 2012-03-19 20:49:00 | 83.33 | 94% |
| 1449 | 2012-03-19 15:44:05 | 76.02 | 94% |
| 1406 | 2012-03-15 13:51:03 | 73.93 | 94% |
| 1396 | 2012-03-14 20:44:19 | 82.44 | 95% |
| 1312 | 2012-03-12 20:16:55 | 82.01 | 97% |
| 1118 | 2012-03-05 15:02:38 | 81.07 | 95% |
| 1027 | 2012-02-29 17:24:49 | 78.89 | 95% |
| 829 | 2012-02-22 15:02:50 | 74.62 | 94% |
| 347 | 2011-12-15 14:49:42 | 71.54 | 96% |