Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7772 | 2020-03-17 23:22:52 | 42.22 | 94% |
| 3818 | 2018-08-24 00:19:44 | 32.13 | 92% |
| 1839 | 2017-07-30 23:00:31 | 33.21 | 93% |
| 909 | 2017-02-25 16:09:13 | 32.00 | 90% |