And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4954 | 2016-08-08 10:05:10 | 121.64 | 94% |
| 4224 | 2012-03-25 09:36:20 | 109.60 | 94% |
| 4108 | 2011-11-17 05:28:47 | 110.84 | 95% |
| 3745 | 2011-06-03 09:51:12 | 105.71 | 94% |
| 3494 | 2011-03-14 16:20:00 | 101.05 | |
| 3120 | 2011-01-02 18:45:13 | 103.88 | |
| 2938 | 2010-12-03 05:36:44 | 91.94 | |
| 2665 | 2010-11-20 11:48:40 | 90.51 | |
| 2475 | 2010-11-07 16:09:18 | 97.43 | |
| 2319 | 2010-10-20 20:55:27 | 82.84 | |
| 2149 | 2010-10-11 08:41:21 | 83.09 | |
| 1864 | 2010-09-07 11:58:05 | 91.98 | |
| 1811 | 2010-08-30 05:05:13 | 97.00 | |
| 1753 | 2010-08-07 08:57:25 | 89.13 | |
| 1741 | 2010-08-05 15:43:54 | 87.16 | |
| 1302 | 2010-05-02 16:54:55 | 85.13 | |
| 968 | 2010-03-13 13:52:24 | 82.20 | |
| 855 | 2010-02-15 11:12:00 | 81.77 | |
| 772 | 2010-02-10 11:55:06 | 88.12 | |
| 516 | 2009-08-22 08:58:34 | 65.24 | |
| 448 | 2009-07-24 07:51:40 | 65.68 | |
| 409 | 2009-07-17 16:00:04 | 67.19 | |
| 297 | 2009-07-13 16:54:14 | 58.80 | |
| 230 | 2009-07-10 02:18:55 | 66.34 | |
| 166 | 2009-07-08 07:30:25 | 56.89 |