And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1815 | 2016-10-23 01:02:30 | 110.52 | 96% |
| 1655 | 2015-03-30 23:15:08 | 105.72 | 93% |
| 307 | 2011-02-06 02:20:37 | 86.44 | |
| 84 | 2010-11-24 13:02:54 | 74.82 | |
| 30 | 2010-11-23 02:44:34 | 73.97 |