I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15621 | 2019-01-31 02:09:41 | 107.80 | 99% |
| 15309 | 2019-01-24 14:58:28 | 103.42 | 99% |
| 12889 | 2018-01-24 23:05:30 | 112.46 | 99% |
| 12739 | 2018-01-22 06:57:15 | 115.34 | 99% |
| 9025 | 2017-05-15 19:02:34 | 101.08 | 98% |
| 5312 | 2016-11-26 21:45:43 | 102.16 | 98% |
| 4647 | 2016-11-12 21:13:04 | 92.14 | 95% |
| 3730 | 2016-11-05 05:05:48 | 90.98 | 93% |
| 3290 | 2016-11-02 19:48:39 | 100.73 | 98% |
| 2924 | 2016-10-31 00:44:57 | 97.63 | 96% |
| 2814 | 2016-10-29 06:55:42 | 106.46 | 97% |
| 2755 | 2016-10-29 00:19:10 | 103.81 | 98% |
| 1756 | 2016-09-17 22:42:02 | 112.31 | 99% |
| 1733 | 2016-09-17 19:28:57 | 96.21 | 95% |
| 1510 | 2016-09-10 18:50:47 | 93.71 | 95% |
| 1191 | 2016-08-17 01:58:30 | 96.65 | 96% |
| 662 | 2016-08-04 14:47:01 | 101.01 | 96% |
| 20 | 2016-06-19 14:40:47 | 91.97 | 97% |