The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10035 | 2016-12-22 16:58:50 | 100.80 | 97% |
| 8944 | 2016-11-01 13:58:24 | 107.10 | 98% |
| 7267 | 2016-10-11 01:56:15 | 87.24 | 92% |
| 5976 | 2016-08-18 11:54:55 | 91.32 | 97% |
| 5693 | 2016-06-29 11:03:21 | 86.81 | 95% |
| 5556 | 2016-06-27 20:45:58 | 83.84 | 95% |
| 4295 | 2016-06-18 03:48:16 | 86.44 | 94% |
| 4196 | 2016-06-18 01:34:01 | 101.50 | 98% |
| 4125 | 2016-06-17 23:16:45 | 88.02 | 97% |
| 3547 | 2016-01-01 12:42:10 | 97.59 | 97% |
| 3325 | 2015-12-27 20:21:51 | 83.04 | 93% |
| 3151 | 2015-12-23 18:22:58 | 89.33 | 98% |
| 3005 | 2015-09-16 17:31:09 | 93.16 | 97% |
| 2916 | 2015-09-15 15:11:30 | 72.30 | 97% |
| 2392 | 2015-09-05 17:19:19 | 85.10 | 96% |
| 972 | 2015-06-04 22:26:42 | 84.95 | 94% |
| 711 | 2015-05-26 14:36:05 | 70.09 | 95% |
| 629 | 2015-05-25 17:28:11 | 82.15 | 95% |