And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13256 | 2020-05-13 18:31:56 | 104.46 | 98% |
| 9440 | 2016-11-05 13:05:11 | 106.14 | 98% |
| 9233 | 2016-11-04 05:10:34 | 99.68 | 96% |
| 8648 | 2016-10-29 09:46:39 | 93.92 | 93% |
| 8334 | 2016-10-24 16:34:26 | 103.75 | 95% |
| 8017 | 2016-10-22 16:14:00 | 100.44 | 95% |
| 7863 | 2016-10-21 06:55:50 | 85.53 | 92% |
| 7199 | 2016-10-10 23:22:26 | 77.08 | 94% |
| 6383 | 2016-09-20 18:08:06 | 97.88 | 97% |
| 5841 | 2016-08-06 23:30:39 | 100.00 | 98% |
| 5785 | 2016-07-28 03:15:07 | 97.41 | 97% |
| 5333 | 2016-06-22 11:40:41 | 103.35 | 97% |
| 5311 | 2016-06-22 11:20:18 | 111.45 | 98% |
| 4477 | 2016-06-18 16:43:42 | 92.11 | 94% |
| 4383 | 2016-06-18 05:35:23 | 90.75 | 98% |
| 4016 | 2016-06-17 20:59:11 | 93.61 | 97% |
| 3909 | 2016-06-17 18:29:13 | 94.14 | 95% |
| 3263 | 2015-12-27 01:29:45 | 88.47 | 96% |
| 3217 | 2015-12-26 21:11:40 | 102.34 | 98% |
| 3170 | 2015-12-23 19:17:07 | 92.20 | 98% |
| 2318 | 2015-07-28 11:48:57 | 93.51 | 93% |
| 1469 | 2015-06-17 16:07:11 | 102.17 | 99% |
| 839 | 2015-06-01 15:29:46 | 92.71 | 97% |
| 755 | 2015-05-28 09:27:28 | 89.15 | 96% |