And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3750 | 2015-06-14 18:47:12 | 115.01 | 95% |
| 3367 | 2015-01-25 04:11:02 | 95.74 | 90% |
| 3115 | 2015-01-14 01:01:11 | 89.11 | 90% |
| 2711 | 2014-12-27 20:09:16 | 102.55 | 92% |
| 2182 | 2014-12-14 00:49:16 | 102.57 | 93% |
| 1963 | 2013-11-02 21:59:58 | 93.44 | 90% |
| 1566 | 2013-10-27 20:10:20 | 103.96 | 95% |